Martin reese
Senator Martin Reese (R-New Mexico) had been in Congress for many years but he was long considered one of the most mentally sound figures on Capitol Hill.

He called a press conference, assumedly to announce his intentions to leave politics to join but he just started to shout "Texas is just too *** big! Run for your lives before it eats us all!". He was restrained with a makeshift straightjacket and led away to asylum where he would be examined by psychiatrists, believing in a complete recovery.Lolanna Elwich (D-Texas) professed complete ignorance to Reese's accusations, while House Speaker Bob Brogge (D-Maine) commented that he was a wached-out thumb-sucking piece of ****".

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